Bellingham arrived in Madrid to comparisons with Zinedine Zidane after taking his number 5 shirt but was likened to Diego Maradona and even the untouchable Alfredo Di Stefano following his midweek masterclass against Napoli. Seemingly no amount of hype - and definitely not the Osasuna backline - can faze this 20-year-old.
Vinicius Junior and Joselu, who also conspired to have a spot kick saved, completed the rout in the final half hour, sending Madrid back above Girona at La Liga's summit.